We here at the Syntax of Things home office are happy, if not a little shocked and overwhelmed, to announce that as of March 22nd or thereabouts we will be adding two (yes two!) new members to our staff. We've known for weeks about the addition but we found out this morning that we need to plan on two. While what's left of my hair is now somewhere in a doctor's office in north Raleigh and Elaine's jaw is probably on the floor beside it, we both are happy that our staff will now almost double in size.
Excuse me while I go knock out a wall for the new "office."