Crack

Yes, I'm aware that the first pitch of the season for my beloved Braves is a mere quarter of an hour away.  I'm also aware that I've yet to offer up my fearless predictions for this year's division winners and the ultimate champion of Major League Baseball.   I'll try to have these up by the end of the week.  I will let you in on the fact that I've banished the Mets to the bottom of the National League East, based solely on the fact that Met homer Levi Asher bashes Cormac McCarthy's The Road and in doing so questions my impeccable taste in quality literature. Never mind that the Washington Nationals have the worst team in baseball; a special level of this division's hell has been created for the Mets, New York's other team.  That meadow they play in ain't called Flushing for nothing.

Comments

[Levi]

Man, Jeff, the "Flushing" bit is the oldest joke in Mets history. You've got to do better than that! I'm looking forward to your predictions, but I will happily remember that you doubted the Mets chances last year, and we won the NL East. This will be an exciting season.

[Jeff]

Yep, I'm not operating at full potential at the moment. And I think I offended you last year when I made fun of the Home Run apple. Don't worry, though. I'll make sure to come up w/ something worthy when I roll out the predictions.

[Levi]

I haven't even got started on "the Tomahawk Chop".

[Brian Hadd]

Phils.
Howard.
2007.

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