Yes, I'm aware that the first pitch of the season for my beloved Braves is a mere quarter of an hour away. I'm also aware that I've yet to offer up my fearless predictions for this year's division winners and the ultimate champion of Major League Baseball. I'll try to have these up by the end of the week. I will let you in on the fact that I've banished the Mets to the bottom of the National League East, based solely on the fact that Met homer Levi Asher bashes Cormac McCarthy's The Road and in doing so questions my impeccable taste in quality literature. Never mind that the Washington Nationals have the worst team in baseball; a special level of this division's hell has been created for the Mets, New York's other team. That meadow they play in ain't called Flushing for nothing.