I Would Congratulate Mark Sarvas, But I'm Too Busy Updating My Resume

Seriously, I have found my calling.  I don't care if I don't meet the requirements; I'm willing to do a little nippin' & tuckin'.

{a tip of the hat to a Mr. Jimmy Beck}

Comments

[tito]

this is for my latest side project (nu-metal/bluegrass band) Black Midget Kidneys. I decided to base it out of raleigh b/c of saturation in the SF market.

[Jimmy Beck]

Well, I'm 5'7" on a good day and I tan easily. Never played steel before but I mean, jeez, how hard can it be? I've got some Flying Burrito Bros. records. Color me "in the running."

[Frank]

Oh, Jeff. You! Of all people!

I don't care if I don't meat the requirements

Tears. Flowing. ;)

[Jeff]

I don't know what you're talking about Frank.

The proofreader has been fired.

[tito]

i liked it better when you meat the requirements