The way most football players are treated at Division I universities, this guy should be taken seriously:
Suspended Florida State quarterback Wyatt Sexton was taken to a Tallahassee hospital on Monday evening by local police after causing a disturbance in the street, then identifying himself to police as "God" and the "son of God."
Sexton was not arrested.
Of course, one need only look a little deeper in the story to figure out that Mr. Sexton probably got some of the bad stuff at Bonnaroo:
Sexton, friends told the officer, had attended the rock festival in Tennessee that featured the Dave Matthews Band and returned to town Monday.
I once knew a kid who under the influence of mushrooms decided that he would proclaim his love of the Lord by running around the girl's dormitory naked. The kid wasn't a quarterback. He was arrested and lost his academic scholarship.