This Is Doing Wonders for the Mood
Would someone please give Alabama State Rep. Gerald Allen a deep, long, loving man-hug and tell him that he can move to Montana and live on a ranch surrounded by a moat so that he won't be subjected to all of this evil gayness terrorism? If nothing else it might spare all of us his little attempt to act as the heterosexual savior and defender of values. Here's what he told the Guardian:
"Traditional family values are under attack," Allen informs me. They've been under attack "for the last 40 years". The enemy, this time, is not al-Qaida. The axis of evil is "Hollywood, the music industry". We have an obligation to "save society from moral destruction". We have to prevent liberal libarians and trendy teachers from "re-engineering society's fabric in the minds of our children". We have to "protect Alabamians".
{Link from Bookslut}
Woah "liberal librarians"! I love getting a shout-out from asshole bigots.
Posted by: derik | December 09, 2004 at 12:38 PM
derik, remember, according to people like Mr. Allen, if you read anything other than the K.J. Bible, you're a liberal.
Posted by: Jeff | December 09, 2004 at 03:25 PM
King James! He should be reading it Greek. What is the translator was a gasp secret liberal!
Posted by: derik | December 09, 2004 at 03:39 PM
Pardon my typing:
"reading it IN Greek"... "What IF the translator"
Posted by: derik | December 09, 2004 at 03:40 PM
Yeah, but everybody knows about them Greeks!
In fact, I seem to remember from my Shakespeare class that King James was gay! Cripes, they're like cockroaches!! The queers get into everything!
(Pardon the overuse of exclamation points...)
Posted by: Bill S. | December 09, 2004 at 04:27 PM
Cockroaches are queer? Cripes. Bomb New Orleans!!!
Posted by: Jeff | December 09, 2004 at 04:41 PM
If cockroaches wore clothes or could make their witty bon mots intelligible to humans, then you wouldn't even have to ask. They certainly throw the best dinner parties.
Posted by: Bill S. | December 10, 2004 at 11:51 AM