I've long neglected adding a category that is near and dear to my, um, lungs. (Perhaps not so dear, but anyway.) I've been a smoker for almost half of my life, and for half of that time I've been thinking about quitting. Like Twain said, quitting is easy, I do it a couple of times a day. So for all of us who pay for the roads and the school improvements and the airport runways but who are made to feel as if we were George W. at a Mensa gathering, this category is for you.
Oh, and happy Valentine's Day.